Thursday, 31 March 2011

DOUBLE SHOTS JACKPOT! (PART 1)







YesterDAY...


Took a call to do OT; to checked in at 7.45pm. Prayed that I will not be at the same zone that they were talking while I was eating before shift starts. But too bad or rather I'm just unlucky... The music starts... Lalala...




Reported to the zone, just barely 2 mins, saw leftover jewels that cost $1.05, took out my macdonalds card wanted to cashout the jewels in the treasure box but was stopped by Sup A. Turned and saw Bugs Bunny standing beside her.


Sup A. asked Bugs Bunny: "Treasure box got leftover jewels why you never cashout? Don't need to cashout is it?" Bugs Bunny laughed and said he did not see, etc. (Sorry, half the time I can't really hear what the hell he was talking about maybe because of his extraordinary features, lucky no raindrops on my face this time). I put back my macdonalds card back into my tag. Bugs Bunny went to insert his macdonalds card to cashout the jewels. Sup A. then say if the next time she sees leftover jewels that Bugs Bunny did not cashout; she will beat him once for every leftover jewels not cashout, in a joking manner. Bugs Bunny laughed and joked about it. Sup A. walked away.


I went to do my usual petrolling. Cleared more than 10 cups nearly 20, I guessed. Kept walking, saw 3 more cups, picked them up, walked to the trash can, saw Bugs Bunny and Mr Wang talking nearby. I then jokingly said: "Now, it's a trend not to clear cups hor? I cleared more than 10 cups leh". I smiled. Continued to do my usual petrolling, Mr Wang came over and walked with me. He said: "Don't blame me, I just came from the opposite zone". I told him: "You know me right? We've been in the same zone quite a few times and I always joke about certain things during work and it's all harmless." He said: "Ya, I know. I'm also joking la, I'm just telling you that I just came over". I said: "Okay".

Then a guest asked me to look after his precious treasure box while he go to the restroom. While I was looking after the guest's treasure box, I saw Bugs Bunny walking pass, laughing to himself like a maniac. (Sorry, I seriously do not know how to describe the way he laughed but to me; somehow it sent shivers down my spine; that's why I say he laughed like a maniac). After the guest came back from the restroom, I returned his treasure box to him.

Bugs Bunny walked passed me, I asked him, why did he laughed. He said: " Just now you and Mr Wang were talking near that treasure box and you did not even see the leftover jewels in it, still want to say I never cashout the leftover jewels!" He raised his voice for the last part of his statement. Question marks popped in my head. I asked him when did I even say such a thing? He said - Just now Sup A. said that he never cashout etc. (Sorry again, half of what the fuck he was saying - I seriously don't know what the fuck it was! All thanks to his extraordinary features again!).

I heard what he was saying the first part then I told him, I didn't say he did not cashout and I'm not the one who had instructed him to do it. He then say that he is very 'BU SHUANG' coz I said "Now, it's a trend not to clear cups hor." He said that I'm saying that he is not doing his job. I told him I don't have such intentions at all. He said Mr Wang is also very 'BU SHUANG' that I 'SUAN' him.

He kept raising his voice then I told him, don't quarrel with me here. He said: "What?!? I am not quarrelling with you okay! I am just telling you!" In my heart, I was thinking, do you tell things to someone by yelling? Hmm... I then told him: "You know my name right? Go talk to the sams, sups or sms better". He then yelled: "What?!? Complain?!? I tell you there's guests here don't quarrel with me okay?" Then he kept talking and raising his voice but sorry again and again, maybe I really have fucking bad hearing problem. Sorry for my disability. I really don't know what he was talking about and very sorry, I can't read his lips though I know I passed my lip reading examinations. (Sorry ah, Bugs Bunny your extraordinary features, damn power lah!)

I then told him if he want to raised his voice then go talk at the brown tool box no.3. I called Sup A. over and helped us settle this matter. While waiting for Sup A. Mr Wang walked passed, I confronted Mr Wang infront of Bugs Bunny and Mr Wang said he knew I was joking and he wasn't even 'BU SHUANG'. I asked Mr Wang to leave us alone, he then went back to do his petrolling. Bugs Bunny said it's time for him to leave coz he has to go home and chew his carrots. I told him: "If you have the guts to yell and say so many things, please stay and settle this once and for all". He said: "Who say I got no guts? Who say? Who say? What you talking about? What? I never yell okay? okay?!? Just now he told me that he 'BU SHUANG' now he don't dare to say okay?!?" Then again, I have to apologize, I really don't know what was he yelling about after that and it kept getting louder and louder, repeating things about the jewels, the cups etc. Sorry for my disability once again. It went on for about 1 minute till I have to yell back "SHUT UP! SHUT UP NOW!" Then he stopped talking and yelling. ZZZzzz...




Fuck! Never seen such a moron!


Long story short, Bugs Bunny said he used the leftover jewels that me and Mr Wang overlooked to 'SUAN' me back coz I 'SUAN' him and implied that he never do his job by joking about the cups. (If this is not childish then what the fuck is this?) By age, people said you're older than me, then what are you trying to tell us?


Sup A. came settled the matter after hearing both sides of the stories.
Result = Both parties were not at fault, both parties were helping the company.
Simple?
That's it settled!?!

*Give a round of applause - Why? = If this is fair, we need you for what FUCK?

=

Hello People!

In the first place, whose gesture created this mess? Me?
Sorry, too bad but it's not me.

2nd - My joke added on to Bugs Bunny's 'BU SHUANG' - Why?
Coz he thought that I told Sup A. he wasn't doing his job coz he did not cashout the jewels.
(FUCK YOU LAH! I SO FREE AH? YOU FUCKING BLIND IS IT? I TOOK OUT MY MACDONALDS CARD AND WANTED TO CASHOUT THE JEWELS BUT WAS STOPPED BY HER WHAT! EVEN IF YOU DID NOT SEE ME TAKE IT OUT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME PUTTING IT BACK INTO MY TAG RIGHT? GO GET YOUR BUNNY EYES CHECKED OKAY?)

3rd - Hey, Bugs Bunny if you really did your job, why were you so defensive?


Oh! Coz conscious not clear ah? Okay lah, I understand coz you were walking side by side all the way with Sloppy Boy petrolling the whole zone talking and laughing away, very happy hor? You two dating ah? Want to do such thing go to the park not at zone okay? If you are really so sensitive over this issue, go back to kindergarden. Thank you! PLEASE FUCK OFF OR DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY AND STOP DATING YOUR SLOPPY BOY!





4th - If you have some illness please treat it, don't yell, shiver, grip your fists, tilt your head,  mumble then suddenly raise your voice and pace around okay?

(If not, I called Sup A. so many times on my toy phone for what?)
Sorry, I have to say this but if anyone seen this kinda reaction from someone for the first time; they will definitely be shocked or terrified.
Luckily, this is not my first time seeing someone with such reactions. All thanks to my ex staff! Haha~ Sight of this, makes me wanna puke!
He stopped after I yelled shut up and refused to talk. (Is that the on-off button?!?)

5th - Maybe, it's my fault, I shouldn't be at the crime scene.
If I don't pick up the call; if I didn't accept to work OT then this will not happen.


Spoilt my FUCKING DAY even before I start my actual shift! PUI!


P.S: Now, I think back of what someone said about the rabbit I think it's true. What a waste?

*Incident on 23rd November 2010, Zone Bravo 3



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